Cards That Say What You’re Thinking (So You Don’t Have To)

Cheeky, rude, and never boring – our cards are for people who speak fluent sarcasm.

Let’s face it. Some people deserve a heartfelt birthday wish. Others deserve a card that says, “You’re one year closer to Granny Pants.”

We do both.

At Only Joking, we make cards that say what you’re really thinking — the ones that raise eyebrows, cause chuckles, and occasionally get confiscated at family gatherings.

Whether you’re shopping for your best mate, your grumpy uncle, or that friend who thrives on sarcasm, we’ve got something for everyone. (Except maybe your boss. But then again…)

💌 Why Our Cards Aren’t Like the Rest

Forget beige, bland, and boring. Our cards are bold, sweary, unapologetic, and weirdly relatable.

We print locally, design everything ourselves, and pack each order with just enough sass to make your postie blush.

We’re not here to play nice. We’re here to make you laugh-snort your tea.

🎉 Our Current Favourites

• “In Dog Years You’re Dead” – For your favourite old git.

• “Best Bitches” – Because life is better with a ride-or-die.

• “OMG You’re 50!” – Vintage vibes, modern shade.

• “Too Fabulous to Give a F*ck” – Self-love on a square card.

• Anything with a warning label – You know it’s good when it comes with a disclaimer.

✨ What’s New?

Our “New In” section is full of fresh designs hotter than your nan’s radiator. Expect new cards every month — plus coasters, gifts, and products that might get you in trouble at brunch.

👉 Shop New In Now

☕ Not Just Cards…

We’ve got Coasters too – featuring everything from moody seagulls to feminist mice on motorbikes.

They’re the perfect gift for that friend who has everything…Except decent tableware.

🤳 Follow the Chaos

Join us on Instagram at

Instagram: @onlyjokinggb

Facebook: Only Joking UK

 for sneak peeks, behind-the-scenes chaos, and the occasional poll where you help us decide how rude is too rude.

Spoiler: it never is.

💥 Final Word?

Shop small. Laugh hard. Say what you mean (or at least let us do it for you).Because life’s too short for boring cards.