CARDS THAT SAY
WHAT YOU’RE
REALLY THINKING

Even when you probably shouldn’t

Welcome To Only Joking
Welcome to Only-Joking
We make cards and gifts that don’t hold back, funny, rude, cute, and cheeky by design. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a breakup, or just feel like making someone laugh/snort/gasp.......we’ve got a card (or mug) for that.
Contact
Get in Touch
Got a question, complaint, or compliment? Fancy telling us how hilariously inappropriate your card was? We’d love to hear it.
Whether it’s about an order, a product, or you just want to say “hi”—drop us a message and we’ll get back to you ASAP (usually within 1–2 working days, unless we’re elbow-deep in cards and envelopes).
Returns or Order Issues?
Please include your order number and a brief description—we’ll fix it faster than you can say “Sorry, not sorry.”
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Working Hours
We check messages Monday–Friday, 9am–5pm (UK time).
Weekend messages will be replied to with extra caffeine on Monday.
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Returns Address
If your item arrives damaged or isn’t what you ordered, please email us first at
so we can sort it quickly.
Once we’ve confirmed the return, post it to:
Only-Joking
19–21 Harbour Street
Ramsgate
Kent
CT11 8HA
United Kingdom
Please note: We don’t accept unsolicited returns—contact us before sending anything back.