CARDS THAT SAY
WHAT YOU’RE
REALLY THINKING

Even when you probably shouldn’t

Cheaper giggles start here
Shipping
Shipping Information
We currently ship to UK addresses only using Royal Mail 1st Class for a fast and reliable service.
Shipping Rates
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1 item – £1.70
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2 to 7 items – £3.00
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8 or more items – £4.50
Your order will be processed quickly and dispatched within 1–2 working days. Delivery times typically range from 1–2 business days after dispatch.
If you have any questions about your delivery, feel free to reach out through our contact page
Returns & Refunds
We want you to be 100% happy with your order! If there’s a problem, please get in touch within 14 days of receiving your item.
Because our cards are often cheeky and made-to-order, we don’t accept returns unless the product is damaged or incorrect. If that’s the case, send us a photo and your order number—we’ll make it right.
Please note: We don’t accept returns for reasons of taste (yes, even if your mum didn’t find it funny!).
FAQ's
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Not at the moment—we only ship within the UK.
Q: How long will my order take?
A: We dispatch within 1–2 working days. Royal Mail 1st Class usually delivers within 1–2 business days after that.
Q: Can I personalise a card?
A: Some designs may be customizable—check the product description! For anything special, drop us a message.
Q: I entered the wrong address—what do I do?
A: Contact us ASAP. If your order hasn’t shipped, we’ll update it. Once it’s gone, we can’t reroute it.