At your age, “getting lucky” means finding the car in the car park.
Ouch — but also true, right? This cheeky birthday card is the perfect way to roast someone on their big day, especially if they’re celebrating a milestone birthday or just starting to forget where they left the car keys!
Ideal for friends, siblings, partners, or coworkers with a great sense of humour, this card brings the laughs with a side of age-related banter.
🚗 CARD DETAILS:
Size: 125mm x 125mm
Printed on premium matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own witty message
Includes kraft envelope
Handmade in the UK
Eco-friendly packaging where possible
🎯 Perfect for:
40th, 50th, 60th birthdays
Age jokes and banter
Friends with a sarcastic streak
Anyone who’s “still got it” (sort of)