📝 DESCRIPTION:
NEWSFLASH! This just in…
You’re officially old as fuck. 📡
Celebrate the big day with a bang—and a laugh—with this bold and hilarious retro-style card. Featuring a vintage-inspired female newsreader and a headline that pulls no punches, this square birthday card is perfect for the friend, sister, or colleague who can take a joke (and probably needs a lie down after all that cake). 😏
Give them a dose of 1950s news anchor realness mixed with modern sarcasm—it’s the perfect balance of sass and style.
✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Size: 125mm x 125mm (approx. 4.9 x 4.9 inches)
• Printed on premium 300gsm matte cardstock
• Includes kraft brown envelope
• Blank inside for your message
• Packaged in a protective biodegradable sleeve
• Sent in a sturdy board-backed envelope for safe delivery
🎯 PERFECT FOR:
• Funny birthday card for friends
• Rude cards for women
• Sarcastic humour gifts
• Cards for sisters or besties
• Retro aesthetic lovers
• Alternative or sweary cards