📝 DESCRIPTION:Today is all about them… AGAIN. 😏This hilariously sarcastic retro card is the perfect way to celebrate your most dramatic, self-obsessed friend or sibling. Featuring a vintage-style illustration of a sweet little girl with a milkshake and the brutally honest message:"TODAY IS ALL ABOUT YOU! JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY."Designed to be both stylish and sassy, this square greeting card delivers maximum attitude with a nostalgic twist.✨ PRODUCT DETAILS:• Size: 125mm x 125mm (approx. 4.9 x 4.9 inches)• Professionally printed on premium 300gsm cardstock• Blank inside for your own message• Includes kraft envelope• Packaged in a clear protective sleeve• Shipped in a board-backed envelope for safe delivery🎯 IDEAL FOR:• Sarcastic birthday card• Funny card for friends• Rude and sweary greetings• Retro-style humour• Alternative card loversexcitement under control!”