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Looking for a birthday card that’s anything but ordinary? This hilariously cheeky design features a vintage black-and-white photo of a doctor and patient with the unforgettable line: 🗨 “Doctor, I keep hearing strange noises in my underpants!” 🗨 “Ignore them. They are just talking bollocks!” Perfect for mates with a wicked sense of humour, this rude retro-style card is guaranteed to get a laugh – whether you’re sending it to a brother, partner, best mate, or even a bold coworker.

Details: Size: 125mm x 125mm square card

Printed on high-quality 300gsm matte cardstock

Blank inside for your own message

Comes with a kraft envelope

Designed and printed in the UK

🎉 Ideal for birthdays, banter-filled celebrations, or just because they deserve a good giggle.

Funny Retro Doctor Birthday Card – Cheeky & Rude Design

£3.00Price
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  • Created with Canva, Midjourney and made from 300gsm high quality card.  125mm x 125mm with kraft envenlope, posted in a protective sleeve and a board backed envelope. 

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