Looking for a birthday card that’s anything but ordinary? This hilariously cheeky design features a vintage black-and-white photo of a doctor and patient with the unforgettable line: 🗨 “Doctor, I keep hearing strange noises in my underpants!” 🗨 “Ignore them. They are just talking bollocks!” Perfect for mates with a wicked sense of humour, this rude retro-style card is guaranteed to get a laugh – whether you’re sending it to a brother, partner, best mate, or even a bold coworker.
Details: Size: 125mm x 125mm square card
Printed on high-quality 300gsm matte cardstock
Blank inside for your own message
Comes with a kraft envelope
Designed and printed in the UK
🎉 Ideal for birthdays, banter-filled celebrations, or just because they deserve a good giggle.
Funny Retro Doctor Birthday Card – Cheeky & Rude Design
Created with Canva, Midjourney and made from 300gsm high quality card. 125mm x 125mm with kraft envenlope, posted in a protective sleeve and a board backed envelope.

