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Happy Birthday, you f***ing moody c***
(Yes, we said it… kind of.)

This brutally honest, hilarious birthday card is perfect for your sassiest, grumpiest, most wonderfully unpredictable mate. Whether they’re constantly in a mood or just fabulously foul-mouthed, this card delivers laughs and gasps in equal measure.

⚠️ Warning: Not for the easily offended. But for your bestie who swears like a sailor? Spot on.

🎉 DETAILS:

Size: 125mm x 125mm

Printed on premium matte cardstock

Blank inside for your own sweary message

Includes kraft envelope

Handmade in the UK

Posted in plastic-free packaging when possible

🎯 Perfect for:

Savage birthday banter

Loud and proud swearers

Close friends who can take a joke

Anyone who’s gloriously grumpy

Happy Birthday, you f***ing moody c***

£3.00Price
Quantity
  • Created with Canva, Midjourney and made from 300gsm high quality card.  125mm x 125mm with kraft envenlope, posted in a protective sleeve and a board backed envelope. 

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