Once upon a time there was a tw*t… It was you. The end.
If that doesn’t scream true friendship, what does?This brutally honest birthday card is ideal for your best mate, sibling, or partner who knows they’re a bit of a twat — and loves you for calling it out. Bold, bright, and unapologetically rude, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh.
💛 CARD DETAILS:
Size: 125mm x 125mm
Printed on high-quality matte card
Blank inside for your own sweary message
Comes with kraft envelope
Designed and handmade in the UK
Posted in a protective, plastic-free sleeve
🎯 Perfect for:
Banter-loving besties
Cheeky birthdays
Friends with no filter
Fans of adult humour
Once upon a time there was a tw*t… It was you. The end.
Created with Canva, Midjourney and made from 300gsm high quality card. 125mm x 125mm with kraft envenlope, posted in a protective sleeve and a board backed envelope.