Welcome to middle age – where everyone is annoying and you’ll need to wee a lot.
This hilarious and slightly too-real birthday card is the perfect way to poke fun at aging while still saying Happy Birthday! in style.
Ideal for 40th, 50th, or 60th birthdays, this cheeky card is great for anyone with a sense of humour (and a slightly dodgy bladder). Whether it's for a friend, sibling, or co-worker, it'll deliver laughs and eye-rolls in equal measure.
🧻 CARD DETAILS:
Size: 125mm x 125mm
Professionally printed on premium matte card
Blank inside for your own middle-aged musings
Includes kraft envelope
Handmade in the UK
Ships in protective packaging
🎯 Perfect for:
40th birthday laughs
Women or men with a sense of humour
Sarcastic best friends
Colleagues who’ve “seen it all”